All hell brakes loose when British prepubescent High school dropout Carol gets sent to Canada house-sitting. The dwelling is occupied by former secret agents of the highest calibre, whom have lost their minds along with the access codes to off-shore bank accounts and classified files. Can Fifi  a self proclaimed alco / choco & sexaholic and the demented soul Albert hold it together long enough to outwit their pursuers. In hot pursuit Token Black Police Chief Leroy Malik DeShan Tiberious Shite  AKA 'Shite' never misses a chance to preach up the party. Can Shite and his gang keep the former agents under surveillance long enough to find out if their new personas are medically irreversible or merely cleverly thought out covers. Hot on the trail are the ruthless assassins who will stop at nothing to retrieve the money.